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lyrics
George Costanza, Junior, kavorka passin through him
Fallin through the streets of New York holding half a Reuben
Never rock a Yankee fitted or a Mets cap, back
up in the kitchen, mashing filling into the kreplach.
Any step’s a set back, vengeance is a Mickey Finn, resent-
ment slipped it in my whiskey as she blitzed me with a grin.
Quit my job, then showed up early swirling lit cigars in circles.
Friends I had a crush on pulled their partners off commercials.
Got a dad who’s partly Morty, mostly Frank, feats of strength:
holdin hands around the table, grievances for grace.
Anger wheezing from our faces, trayf is steaming from the plates.
The dinner got so awkward, thought, Well, eating’s a mistake.
Reality’s escape, lived a fantasy, it sucked.
I just charge it to the game until my battery erupts.
Only loser in my circle somehow women find me cute.
order coffee, start kvetching and then slip inside the booth.
HOOK (x2):
Flaws in the mirror rinsed off with dismissiveness
Any job I get, give em cause for dismissal, then
Wander the wilderness, awkward and bitter, it
is I, the Lord of the Idiots.
Living at home, chest littered with snacks.
Grown ass man sneaking women into the pad.
Napping in the break room, face full of dried drool.
My IQ’s: surprised they let me teach high school.
Landed my dream job, and still planned a getaway.
Works of Art Vandelay dancing on the resume.
Befriended Elaine Beneses, and yes, I’m afraid of em.
Cuz they cracked me in the chest when I tried dating em.
Got my little kicks talking shit at Christmas parties,
Or in diners sipping coffee as my hair is thinning oddly.
That Indianapolis Colts logo pattern baldness,
My daily prayer’s that God’s too busy to keep track of all this.
As off as I am, when I’m on, I’m the man,
Applause at the office, of course they’re a fan
Until they figure out my success is an accident,
And failure’s my true nature, cuz I’ve spent years practicing.
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